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#3738 |  | Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.
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#3739 |  | Bachelor: A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.
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#3740 |  | Backward conditioning: Putting saliva in a dog's mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring.
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#3741 |  | Bagbiter: 1. n.; Equipment or program that fails, usually intermittently. 2. adj.: Failing hardware or software. "This bagbiting system won't let me get out of spacewar." Usage: verges on obscenity. Grammatically separable; one may speak of "biting the bag". Synonyms: LOSER, LOSING, CRETINOUS, BLETCHEROUS, BARFUCIOUS, CHOMPER, CHOMPING.
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#3742 |  | Bagdikian's Observation: Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's "St. Matthew Passion" on a ukelele.
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#3743 |  | Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.
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#3744 |  | Ballistophobia: Fear of bullets; Otophobia: Fear of opening one's eyes. Peccatophobia: Fear of sinning. Taphephobia: Fear of being buried alive. Sitophobia: Fear of food. Trichophobbia: Fear of hair. Vestiphobia: Fear of clothing.
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#3745 |  | Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb: The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee.
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#3746 |  | Banectomy, n.: The removal of bruises on a banana. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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#3747 |  | Barach's Rule: An alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.
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