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#5456Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
#5457Beware of Bigfoot!
#5458Beware of low-flying butterflies.
#5459Beware the one behind you.
#5460Blow it out your ear.
#5461Break into jail and claim police brutality.
#5462Bridge ahead. Pay troll.
#5463Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
#5464Caution: Keep out of reach of children.
#5465Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
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