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#7288Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it
needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
-- Kipling
#7289Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer
#7290That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
-- Dorothy Parker
#7291The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one
does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home.
-- Paul Leautaud, "Propos d'un jour"
#7292The anger of a woman is the greatest evil with which you can threaten your
enemies.
-- Bonnard
#7293The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows
that the average man can see much better than he can think.
-- Ladies' Home Journal
#7294The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain
disdain; he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help
feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is
their father.
-- H.L. Mencken
#7295The best man for the job is often a woman.
#7296The best thing about being bald is, that, when unexpected company arrives,
all you have to do is straighten your tie.
#7297The big question is why in the course of evolution the males permitted
themselves to be so totally eclipsed by the females. Why do they tolerate
this total subservience, this wretched existence as outcasts who are
hungry all the time?
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