|#8894|| A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign. "Free|
Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."
|#8895|| A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for|
her birthday. An hour later, when wandering through the house, he found her
looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen. "My pup," she murmured
sadly, "runneth over."
|#8896||A fool and his money are soon popular.|
|#8897||A fool and your money are soon partners.|
|#8898||A fool must now and then be right by chance.|
|#8899||A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.|
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
|#8900||A friend in need is a pest indeed.|
|#8901||A full belly makes a dull brain.|
-- Ben Franklin
[and the local candy machine man. Ed]
|#8902|| A girl spent a couple hours on the phone talking to her two best|
friends, Maureen Jones, and Maureen Brown. When asked by her father why she
had been on the phone so long, she responded "I heard a funny story today
and I've been telling it to the Maureens."
|#8903||A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).|
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