|#6063||Beat your son every day; you may not know why, but he will.|
|#6064||Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.|
-- Henrik Tikkanen
|#6065||Billy: Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from|
generation to generation?
Billy: Well, this generation dropped it.
|#6066||Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests,|
since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
|#6067|| Catching his children with their hands in the new, still wet, patio,|
the father spanked them. His wife asked, "Don't you love your children?"
"In the abstract, yes, but not in the concrete."
|#6068||Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so.|
|#6069||Children are like cats, they can tell when you don't like them. That's|
when they come over and violate your body space.
|#6070||Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every|
effort to teach them good manners.
|#6071||Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're|
going to catch you in next.
-- Franklin P. Jones
|#6072||Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them.|
Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
-- Oscar Wilde
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