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#6624What I tell you three times is true.
-- Lewis Carroll
#6625When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
#6626When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know who have gone
to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
#6627When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened
or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I
cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to
go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
-- Mark Twain
#6628When in doubt, tell the truth.
-- Mark Twain
#6629When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.
-- Dylan Thomas
#6630When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"
#6631Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last
you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his
Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
-- Mark Twain "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"
#6632Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time
to reform.
-- Mark Twain
#6633Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt
of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He
brought death into the world.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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