|#10702||Q: Are we not men?|
A: We are Vaxen.
|#10703||Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?|
A: One per person.
|#10704||Q: Heard about the who couldn't spell?|
A: He spent the night in a warehouse.
|#10705||Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?|
A: When his lips move.
|#10706||Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?|
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
|#10707||Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?|
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way!
|#10708||Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?|
|#10709||Q: How do you know when you're in the section of Vermont?|
A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles.
|#10710||Q: How do you play religious roulette?|
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
struck by lightning first.
|#10711||Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?|
A: Throw him a rock.
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