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#1051 |  | If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud. -- Dagny Taggart, "Atlas Shrugged"
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#1052 |  | If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.
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#1053 |  | IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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#1054 |  | If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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#1055 |  | If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment. -- Douglas Jerrold
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#1056 |  | If it's worth doing, it's worth doing for money.
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#1057 |  | If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it.
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#1058 |  | If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would all be millionaires. -- Abigail Van Buren
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#1059 |  | If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them to do something else. -- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting"
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#1060 |  | If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit work and play for once!
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