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| #3808 | | bug, n:
An elusive creature living in a program that makes it incorrect.
The activity of "debugging", or removing bugs from a program, ends
when people get tired of doing it, not when the bugs are removed.
-- "Datamation", January 15, 1984
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| #3809 | | Bugs, pl. n.:
Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.
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| #3810 | | Bumper sticker:
All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest
British manufacture.
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| #3811 | | Bunker's Admonition:
You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.
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| #3812 | | Burbulation:
The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in
an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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| #3813 | | Bureau Termination, Law of:
When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out,
the number of employees in that bureau will double within
12 months after the decision is made.
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| #3814 | | bureaucracy, n:
A method for transforming energy into solid waste.
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| #3815 | | Bureaucrat, n.:
A person who cuts red tape sideways.
-- J. McCabe
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| #3816 | | bureaucrat, n:
A politician who has tenure.
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| #3817 | | Burke's Postulates:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Don't create a problem for which you do not have the answer.
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