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#9471 |  | Don't mind him; politicians always sound like that.
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#9472 |  | Don't steal... the IRS hates competition!
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#9473 |  | Don't suspect your friends -- turn them in! -- "Brazil"
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#9474 |  | Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash. -- Winston Churchill
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#9475 |  | Don't vote -- it only encourages them!
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#9476 |  | Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders has been discontinued.
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#9477 |  | Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs in his country, provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a university degree, influential parents, good looks, a curriculum vitae, two 3x4 snapshots, and a good tax record.
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#9478 |  | Each person has the right to take the subway.
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#9479 |  | Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United States we really shouldn't complain -- it's still only two cents a day.
[and getting better! Soon it'll be down to a penny a day!]
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#9480 |  | Ever wonder if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?
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