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#6143 |  | One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. -- George Herbert
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#6144 |  | One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old enough to give you presents they make at school. -- Robert Byrne
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#6145 |  | Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
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#6146 |  | Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.
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#6147 |  | Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have much of anything to do with it.
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#6148 |  | Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!
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#6149 |  | Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child. -- Thomas Berger
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#6150 |  | Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
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#6151 |  | Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
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#6152 |  | Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. -- Sam Levenson
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