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#10881I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.
#10882I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to
thank everyone for making this night necessary.
-- Yogi Berra at a dinner in his honor
#10883I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.
-- Golfer Bobby Jones on being told that it was 105 degrees
in the shade.
#10884I've only got 12 cards.
#10885If a putt passes over the hole without dropping, it is deemed to have dropped.
The law of gravity holds that any object attempting to maintain a position
in the atmosphere without something to support it must drop. The law of
gravity supercedes the law of golf.
-- Donald A. Metz
#10886If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good attitude.
If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to playing the
game right. If it plays the game right, it will win -- unless, of
course, it doesn't have enough talent to win, and no manager can make
goose-liver pate out of goose feathers, so why worry?
-- Sparky Anderson
#10887If people concentrated on the really important things in life,
there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
-- Doug Larson
#10888If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look the
way they do?
#10889 If you do your best the rest of the way, that takes care of
everything. When we get to October 2, we'll add up the wins, and then
we'll either all go into the playoffs, or we'll all go home and play golf.
Both those things sound pretty good to me.
-- Sparky Anderson
#10890If you don't know what game you're playing, don't ask what the score is.
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