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| #3526 | | How many Zen Buddhist does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one not to change it.
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| #3527 | | "I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God."
-- Sean Doran the Younger
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| #3528 | | "If I do not want others to quote me, I do not speak."
-- Phil Wayne
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| #3529 | | "my terminal is a lethal teaspoon."
-- Patricia O Tuama
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| #3530 | | "I am ... a woman ... and ... technically a parasitic uterine growth"
-- Sean Doran the Younger [allegedly]
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| #3531 | | "Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers' every time
someone writes `bible thumpers?'
-- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu
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| #3532 | | "Money is the root of all money."
-- the moving finger
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| #3533 | | "...Greg Nowak: `Another flame from greg' - need I say more?"
-- Jonathan D. Trudel, trudel@caip.rutgers.edu
"No. You need to say less."
-- Richard Sexton, richard@gryphon.COM
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| #3534 | | "And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic. Just
because there are a few hunderd other people sharing your lunacy with you
does not make you any saner. Doomed, eh?"
-- Oleg Kiselev,oleg@CS.UCLA.EDU
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| #3535 | | "Obedience. A religion of slaves. A religion of intellectual death. I like
it. Don't ask questions, don't think, obey the Word of the Lord -- as it
has been conveniently brought to you by a man in a Rolls with a heavy Rolex
on his wrist. I like that job! Where can I sign up?"
-- Oleg Kiselev,oleg@CS.UCLA.EDU
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