|#921||All warranty and guarantee clauses become null and void upon payment of invoice.|
|#922||America works less, when you say "Union Yes!"|
|#923||American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees|
be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are
educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and
the women's room without having little pictures on the doors.
-- Dave Barry, "Urine Trouble, Mister"
|#924||An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's|
chance to kiss the tea-girl. It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the
Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone
who has seen the Managing Director face on).
-- Katherine Whitehorn, "Roundabout"
|#925||Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed |
to be doing at the moment.
-- Robert Benchley
|#926||Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.|
-- Publius Syrus
|#927||Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none.|
|#928||Anything free is worth what you pay for it.|
|#929||Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't. The label means the|
price went up. The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW"
means the price went way up.
|#930||"At least they're ___________EXPERIENCED incompetents"|
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