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#10772Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"
A: A ball point carrot.
#10773Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?
A: Open other end.
#10774Q: What is purple and commutes?
A: An Abelian grape.
#10775Q: What is purple and concord the world?
A: Alexander the Grape.
#10776Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One leg is both the same.
#10777Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.
#10778Q: What is the sound of one cat napping?
A: Mu.
#10779Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
#10780Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing.
#10781Q: What's a light-year?
A: One-third less calories than a regular year.
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