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#10802 |  | Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To see his friend Gregory peck.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide.
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#10803 |  | Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope? A: To get to the other slide.
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#10804 |  | Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto? A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
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#10805 |  | Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? A: Because that was her name.
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#10806 |  | Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road? A: Because it was on the other side.
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#10807 |  | Q: Why did the WASP cross the road? A: To get to the middle.
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#10808 |  | Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks.
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#10809 |  | Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.
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#10810 |  | Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
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#10811 |  | Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads? A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course*!
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