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#10792 |  | Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America? A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
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#10793 |  | Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's? A: In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd like some condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers, "and some cigarettes."
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#10794 |  | Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic? A: The Titanic had a band.
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#10795 |  | Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous? A: A canary with the super-user password.
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#10796 |  | Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's Lemon.
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#10797 |  | Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill? A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
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#10798 |  | Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain? A: Lawn Boy.
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#10799 |  | Q: Why did Menachem Begin invade Lebanon? A: To impress Jodie Foster.
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#10800 |  | Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: Because he was hungry.
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#10801 |  | Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was giving it last rites.
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