|#10782||Q: What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness?|
A: Dating a Canadian.
|#10783||Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb?|
A: A corpse.
|#10784||Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?|
A: Chewing gum.
|#10785||Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?|
A: A doberman.
|#10786||Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe?|
A: Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!
Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they
Q: An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his
very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?
A: Yes, up to isomorphism!
Q: What is a compact city?
A: It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted
-- Peter Lax
|#10787||Q: What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin?|
A: The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time.
|#10788||Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead|
lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
|#10789||Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant?|
A: You can't get down off an elephant.
|#10790||Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?|
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
|#10791||Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?|
A: One less drunk.