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#7388When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the
inattentions of one.
-- Helen Rowland
#7389When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry
#7390When a woman gives me a present I have always two surprises:
first is the present, and afterward, having to pay for it.
-- Donnay
#7391When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife.
-- Oscar Wilde
#7392When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never
tried before.
-- Mae West, "Klondike Annie"
#7393When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.
-- Charles Merrill Smith
#7394When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman. As to
why he then stopped there are two opinions. One of them is woman's.
-- DeGourmont
#7395When I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal
woman. Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for the ideal man.
-- Robert Schuman
#7396When I'm good, I'm great; but when I'm bad, I'm better.
-- Mae West
#7397When it comes to broken marriages most husbands will split the blame --
half his wife's fault, and half her mother's.
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