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#6027 "What shall we do?" said Twoflower.
"Panic?" said Rincewind hopefully. He always held that panic was
the best means of survival; back in the olden days, his theory went, people
faced with hungry sabretoothed tigers could be divided very simply into
those who panicked and those who stood there saying "What a magnificent
brute!" and "Here, pussy."
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
#6028What's another word for "thesaurus"?
-- Steven Wright
#6029When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if
I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
-- Steven Wright
#6030When I was little, I went into a pet shop and they asked how big I'd get.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
#6031When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
-- Steven Wright
#6032Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
#6033Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
-- Steven Wright
#6034Will Rogers never met you.
#6035Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity...
If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your
head... if you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick...
-- Steven Wright
#6036Would you *______really* want to get on a non-stop flight?
-- George Carlin
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