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#5486Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
#5487Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.
#5488Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
#5489Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
#5490Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.
#5491Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.
#5492Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.
#5493Don't read everything you believe.
#5494Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together.
#5495Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
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