HomeTilesDesktopsGamesRegisterFAQLinks
Login:
Password:

BGA fortune cookies :: fortunes
fortune index   all fortunes

#5606Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
#5607Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.
#5608Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
#5609Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
#5610Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
#5611Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.
#5612Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
#5613Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you.
#5614Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
#5615Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.
  prev   1 ... 13 14 15 16 17 18 19   20   21 22 ... 44   next  


art   computers   cookie   definitions   education   ethnic   food   fortunes   humorists   kids   law   literature   love   medicine   men-women   news   paradoxum   people   pets   platitudes   politics   riddles   science   sports   wisdom   work  

User Functions
You're not logged in! If you don't have an account yet, please register one and get your very own elite (but free) BGA account!
Backgrounds
Animals
Artistic
Aviation
Cars and Bikes
Cartoons
Celebs (female)
Celebs (male)
Cities
Countries
Digital
Food and Drinks
History
Misc
Movies and TV
Music
Nature
People
Seascape
Space
Spiritual
Sports
Search keywords:
Detailed view
Top Backgrounds
link to BGA - contact us
fortunes - donate - advertise
Terms of Service