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#5526Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
#5527Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.
#5528If you can read this, you're too close.
#5529If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you'll learn
365 useless things.
#5530If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
#5531If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
#5532If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
#5533If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
#5534In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
#5535Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.
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