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#5288I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.
#5289 "I thought you were trying to get into shape."
"I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle."
#5290I'm hungry, time to eat lunch.
#5291I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
-- Totie Fields
#5292If at first you fricasee, fry, fry again.
#5293If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.
#5294If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.
#5295If you are what you eat, does that mean Euell Gibbons really was a nut?
#5296If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a
restaurant.
-- Snoopy
#5297If you see an onion ring -- answer it!
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