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#5388 |  | Two peanuts were walking through the New York. One was assaulted.
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#5389 |  | Vegetables are what food eats. Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good. Fish are fast moving vegetables. Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them. -- Meat Eater's Credo, according to Jim Williams
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#5390 |  | Vegetarians beware! You are what you eat.
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#5391 |  | Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
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#5392 |  | Wake up and smell the coffee. -- Ann Landers
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#5393 |  | What foods these morsels be!
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#5394 |  | What is food to one, is to others bitter poison. -- Titus Lucretius Carus
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#5395 |  | What is important is food, money and opportunities for scoring off one's enemies. Give a man these three things and you won't hear much squawking out of him. -- Brian O'Nolan, "The Best of Myles"
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#5396 |  | When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.
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#5397 |  | When all else fails, EAT!!!
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