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#4078Hangover, n.:
The burden of proof.
#4079hangover, n.:
The wrath of grapes.
#4080Hanlon's Razor:
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained
by stupidity.
#4081Hanson's Treatment of Time:
There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days
before Saturday.
#4082Happiness, n.:
An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
#4083hard, adj.:
The quality of your own data; also how it is to believe those
of other people.
#4084Hardware, n.:
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
#4085Harriet's Dining Observation:
In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
#4086Harris's Lament:
All the good ones are taken.
#4087Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab:
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
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