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| #451 | | After a few boring years, socially meaningful rock 'n' roll died out. It was
replaced by disco, which offers no guidance to any form of life more
advanced than the lichen family.
-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"
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| #452 | | Alex Haley was adopted!
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| #453 | | All art is but imitation of nature.
-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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| #454 | | An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.
-- Marlon Brando
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| #455 | | An artist should be fit for the best society and keep out of it.
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| #456 | | Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but
television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and
world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers
whiter teeth *___and* fresher breath.
-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"
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| #457 | | Any dramatic series the producers want us to take seriously as a representation
of contemporary reality cannot be taken seriously as a representation of
anything -- except a show to be ignored by anyone capable of sitting upright
in a chair and chewing gum simultaneously.
-- Richard Schickel
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| #458 | | Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.
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| #459 | | "Are you police officers?"
"No, ma'am. We're musicians."
-- The Blues Brothers
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| #460 | | Around the turn of this century, a composer named Camille Saint-Saens wrote
a satirical zoological-fantasy called "Le Carnaval des Animaux." Aside from
one movement of this piece, "The Swan", Saint-Saens didn't allow this work
to be published or even performed until a year had elapsed after his death.
(He died in 1921.)
Most of us know the "Swan" movement rather well, with its smooth,
flowing cello melody against a calm background; but I've been having this
fantasy...
What if he had written this piece with lyrics, as a song to be sung?
And, further, what if he had accompanied this song with a musical saw? (This
instrument really does exist, often played by percussionists!) Then the
piece would be better known as:
SAINT-SAENS' SAW SONG "SWAN"!
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