|#991||Fear is the greatest salesman.|
-- Robert Klein
|#992||Feel disillusioned? I've got some great new illusions, right here!|
|#993||For every bloke who makes his mark, there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out.|
-- Andy Capp
|#994||Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.|
-- Thomas Alva Edison
|#995||Genius is ten percent inspiration and fifty percent capital gains.|
|#996||Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.|
Following the rules will not get the job done.
|#997||"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around,|
I'd rather lie around. No contest."
-- Eric Clapton
|#998||God help those who do not help themselves.|
-- Wilson Mizner
|#999||God helps them that help themselves.|
-- Benjamin Franklin, "Poor Richard's Almanac"
|#1000||Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work.|
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