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| #10680 | | You can not get anything worthwhile done without raising a sweat.
-- The First Law Of Thermodynamics
What ever you want is going to cost a little more than it is worth.
-- The Second Law Of Thermodynamics
You can not win the game, and you are not allowed to stop playing.
-- The Third Law Of Thermodynamics
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| #10681 | | You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding
decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left
over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart.
-- F. Allen
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| #10682 | | You can't cheat the phone company.
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| #10683 | | You cannot have a science without measurement.
-- R. W. Hamming
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| #10684 | | You know you've landed gear-up when it takes full power to taxi.
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| #10685 | | You mean you didn't *know* she was off making lots of little phone companies?
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| #10686 | | You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than
about 10^12 to 1.
-- Ernest Rutherford
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| #10687 | | You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that,
contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses.
Really, that's what scientists believe. In fact many scientists actually
use their fireplaces to cool their houses in the summer. If you visit a
scientist's house on a sultry August day, you'll find a cheerful fire
roaring on the hearth and the scientist sitting nearby, remarking on how
cool he is and drinking heavily.
-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"
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| #10688 | | You will never amount to much.
-- Munich Schoolmaster, to Albert Einstein, age 10
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| #10689 | | It is the theory which decides what can be observed.
-- Albert Einstein
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