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#10240GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7): April 2, 1751

Issac Newton becomes discouraged when he falls up a flight of stairs.
#10241Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
-- Albert Einstein

They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they
also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
-- Carl Sagan
#10242He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent.
#10243He: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
She: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains.
-- Walt Kelly
#10244Heard that the next Space Shuttle is supposed to carry several Guernsey cows?
It's gonna be the herd shot 'round the world.
#10245Heavier than air flying machines are impossible.
-- Lord Kelvin, President, Royal Society, c. 1895
#10246Heisenberg may have been here.
#10247Heisenberg may have slept here...
#10248Help fight continental drift.
#10249Here is a simple experiment that will teach you an important electrical
lesson: On a cool, dry day, scuff your feet along a carpet, then reach your
hand into a friend's mouth and touch one of his dental fillings. Did you
notice how your friend twitched violently and cried out in pain? This
teaches us that electricity can be a very powerful force, but we must never
use it to hurt others unless we need to learn an important electrical lesson.
It also teaches us how an electrical circuit works. When you scuffed
your feet, you picked up batches of "electrons", which are very small objects
that carpet manufacturers weave into carpets so they will attract dirt.
The electrons travel through your bloodstream and collect in your finger,
where they form a spark that leaps to your friend's filling, then travels
down to his feet and back into the carpet, thus completing the circuit.
Amazing Electronic Fact: If you scuffed your feet long enough without
touching anything, you would build up so many electrons that your finger
would explode! But this is nothing to worry about unless you have
-- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?"
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