|#10812||Q: Why do the police always travel in threes?|
A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps
an eye on the two intellectuals.
|#10813||Q: Why do WASPs play golf ?|
A: So they can dress like pimps.
|#10814||Q: Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and|
New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
A: God gave New Jersey first choice.
|#10815||Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?|
A: The cats keep trying to bury them.
|#10816||Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?|
A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink
it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while
visiting, they always take three.
|#10817||Q: Why haven't you graduated yet?|
A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
my dissertation to rhyme.
|#10818||Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?|
A: You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit
gets all the credit.
|#10819||Q: Why is it that Mexico isn't sending anyone to the '84 summer games?|
A: Anyone in Mexico who can run, swim or jump is already in LA.
|#10820||Q: Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation|
function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?
A: That's the Law of Spline Demand.
|#10821||Q: Why is Poland just like the United States?|
A: In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in
Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever
you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland.
-- being told in Poland, 1987
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