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#10802Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see his friend Gregory peck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
#10803Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide.
#10804Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
#10805Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance?
A: Because that was her name.
#10806Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.
#10807Q: Why did the WASP cross the road?
A: To get to the middle.
#10808Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.

Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.
#10809Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.
#10810Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
#10811Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise?
Oh, right, *of course*!
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