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| #10792 | | Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?
A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
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| #10793 | | Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's?
A: In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd
like some condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers,
"and some cigarettes."
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| #10794 | | Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic had a band.
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| #10795 | | Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: A canary with the super-user password.
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| #10796 | | Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.
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| #10797 | | Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
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| #10798 | | Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?
A: Lawn Boy.
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| #10799 | | Q: Why did Menachem Begin invade Lebanon?
A: To impress Jodie Foster.
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| #10800 | | Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?
A: Because he was hungry.
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| #10801 | | Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was giving it last rites.
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