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#10792Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?
A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
#10793Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's?
A: In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd
like some condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers,
"and some cigarettes."
#10794Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic had a band.
#10795Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: A canary with the super-user password.
#10796Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.
#10797Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!

Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
#10798Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?
A: Lawn Boy.
#10799Q: Why did Menachem Begin invade Lebanon?
A: To impress Jodie Foster.
#10800Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?
A: Because he was hungry.
#10801Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was giving it last rites.
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