|#9581||I would like the government to do all it can to mitigate, then, in|
understanding, in mutuality of interest, in concern for the common good,
our tasks will be solved.
-- Warren G. Harding
|#9582||I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection|
with income tax policies.
-- William F. Buckley
|#9583||I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.|
-- Marcus Procius Cato
|#9584||I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house and be above ground than|
reign among the dead.
-- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91
|#9585||I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the|
whole field to private industry.
-- Joseph Heller
|#9586||"I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over,|
carry forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, Carry Me Back To Old Virginia,
I'll even Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will *not* carry a gun."
-- Hawkeye, M*A*S*H
|#9587||"I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.|
That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood."
-- Daffy Duck, "Robin Hood Daffy", [1958, Chuck Jones]
|#9588||I'm going to Vietnam at the request of the White House. President Johnson|
says a war isn't really a war without my jokes.
-- Bob Hope
|#9589||"I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'M NOT GOING!"|
|#9590||I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is|
-- I could be just as proud for half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey
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