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#9541I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
-- Jay Gould
#9542I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is; they like to
run their own business. I know men that would make my wife a better
husband than I am; but, darn it, I'm not going to give her to 'em.
-- The Best of Will Rogers
#9543"I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating."
-- Boss Tweed
#9544I don't like the Dutchman. He's a crocodile. He's sneaky. I don't trust him.
-- Jack "Legs" Diamond, just before a peace conference
with Dutch Schultz.

I don't trust Legs. He's nuts. He gets excited and starts pulling a
trigger like another guy wipes his nose.
-- Dutch Schultz, just before a peace conference with
"Legs" Diamond.
#9545I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the
streets and frighten the horses.
-- Victor Hugo
#9546I DON'T THINK I'M ALONE when I say I'd like to see more and more planets
fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
#9547I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.
-- Judge Roy Bean, finding a pistol and $40 on a man he'd
just shot.
#9548I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.
-- Augustus Caesar
#9549I have a dream. I have a dream that one day, on the red hills of Georgia,
the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to
sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.
#9550I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice
my wife's brother.
-- Artemus Ward
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