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| #8974 |  | Age before beauty; and pearls before swine. -- Dorothy Parker
 
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| #8975 |  | Aim for the moon.  If you miss, you may hit a star. -- W. Clement Stone
 
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| #8976 |  | Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing. -- The Mad Dogtender
 
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| #8977 |  | Alas, I am dying beyond my means. -- Oscar Wilde [as he sipped champagne on his deathbed]
 
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| #8978 |  | Alimony is the high cost of leaving. 
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| #8979 |  | All a man needs out of life is a place to sit 'n' spit in the fire. 
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| #8980 |  | All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. 
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| #8981 |  | -- All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. -- When there are visible vapors having the prevenience in ignited
 carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
 -- Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
 -- A plethora of individuals wither expertise in culinary techniques vitiated
 the potable concoction produced by steeping certain coupestibles.
 -- Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence intramurally.
 -- Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.
 -- Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be well
 advised to refrain from catapulting projectiles.
 
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| #8982 |  | All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas.
 -- Kingfish
 
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| #8983 |  | All is fear in love and war. 
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