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#8853It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.
#8854Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener.
#8855Never try to outstubborn a cat.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
#8856No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.
-- Fran Lebowitz
#8857No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
#8858PENGUINICITY!!
#8859Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
#8860"Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.
#8861Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be
chewed and digested.
-- Francis Bacon
[As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.]
#8862Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel
like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat
before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and
forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity.
-- Snoopy
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