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#7418Woman's advice has little value, but he who won't take it is a fool.
-- Cervantes
#7419Women are all alike. When they're maids they're mild as milk: once make 'em
wives, and they lean their backs against their marriage certificates, and
defy you.
-- Jerrold
#7420Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity,
or revenge?
-- Gustave Vapereau
#7421Women are just like men, only different.
#7422Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't
want to own one.
-- W.C. Fields
#7423Women are not much, but they are the best other sex we have.
-- Herold
#7424Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
-- Stephens
#7425Women aren't as mere as they used to be.
-- Pogo
#7426Women can keep a secret just as well as men, but it takes more of them
to do it.
#7427Women complain about sex more than men. Their gripes fall into two
categories: (1) Not enough and (2) Too much.
-- Ann Landers
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