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#7358This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your
bags! I just won the California lottery!"
"Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
"I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out
of the house by dinner!"
#7359'Tis more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents.
-- H.L. Mencken
#7360To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand
more from her? You don't want a rose to sing.
-- Thackeray
#7361To be considered successful, a woman must be much better at her job
than a man would have to be. Fortunately, this isn't difficult.
#7362To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man.
-- Golda Meir
#7363To err is human -- but it feels divine.
-- Mae West
#7364To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-- Benjamin Franklin
#7365To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
-- St. Augustine
#7366To our sweethearts and wives. May they never meet.
-- 19th century toast
#7367Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering
squad and another paycheck. When a woman marries, she gets a boarder.
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