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#5596Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.
#5597Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
#5598Today is the last day of your life so far.
#5599Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
#5600Today is what happened to yesterday.
#5601Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
#5602Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
#5603Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.
#5604Tomorrow, you can be anywhere.
#5605Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
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