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#5566Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
#5567People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.
#5568Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.
#5569Questionable day.

Ask somebody something.
#5570Reply hazy, ask again later.
#5571Save energy: be apathetic.
#5572Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
#5573Slow day. Practice crawling.
#5574Snow Day -- stay home.
#5575So this is it. We're going to die.
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