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#5298If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than
rhubarb does.
-- Groucho Marx
#5299If you waste your time cooking, you'll miss the next meal.
#5300If you're going to America, bring your own food.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
#5301If your bread is stale, make toast.
#5302In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
-- Josi Simon
#5303Is there life before breakfast?
#5304It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly,
since it has no ears.
-- Marcus Porcius Cato
#5305IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about
a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw
that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish."

Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them! Man, wise up.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
#5306It was a brave man that ate the first oyster.
#5307It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings
about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still
safe to eat.
-- Robert Fuoss
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