|#5156||The best case: Get salary from America, build a house in England,|
live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.
Pretty good case: Get salary from England, build a house in America,
live with a Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food.
The worst case: Get salary from China, build a house in Japan,
live with a British wife, and eat American food.
--Bungei Shunju, a popular Japanese magazine
|#5157||The best thing that comes out of Iowa is I-80.|
|#5158||The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries.|
-- Nora Ephron
|#5159||The British are coming! The British are coming!|
|#5160||The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere.|
|#5161||The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song --|
it's that they know them *___all*.
-- Susan Dooley
|#5162||The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch a satellite.|
Of course, it would orbit Sputnik, not Earth!
|#5163||The difference between America and England is that the English think 100|
miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.
|#5164||The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision -- it|
*pleasurably* reaffirms your Jewishness.
-- Mel Brooks
|#5165||The English country gentleman galloping after a fox -- the unspeakable|
in full pursuit of the uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde, "A Woman of No Importance"
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