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| #4508 |  | QOTD: Money isn't everything, but at least it keeps the kids in touch.
 
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| #4509 |  | QOTD: My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips.
 
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| #4510 |  | QOTD: On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say...  oh, somewhere in there.
 
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| #4511 |  | QOTD: Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
 
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| #4512 |  | QOTD: Silence is the only virtue he has left.
 
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| #4513 |  | QOTD: Some people have one of those days.  I've had one of those lives.
 
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| #4514 |  | QOTD: Talent does what it can, genius what it must.
 I do what I get paid to do.
 
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| #4515 |  | QOTD: Talk about willing people... over half of them are willing to work
 and the others are more than willing to watch them.
 
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| #4516 |  | QOTD: The forest may be quiet, but that doesn't mean
 the snakes have gone away.
 
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| #4517 |  | QOTD: The only easy way to tell a hamster from a gerbil is that the
 gerbil has more dark meat.
 
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