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#3718 |  | Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
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#3719 |  | Aphasia: Loss of speech in social scientists when asked at parties, "But of what use is your research?"
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#3720 |  | aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement. afterism, n.: A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late. -- James Alexander Thom
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#3721 |  | Appendix: A portion of a book, for which nobody yet has discovered any use.
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#3722 |  | Applause, n: The echo of a platitude from the mouth of a fool. -- Ambrose Bierce
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#3723 |  | aquadextrous, adj.: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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#3724 |  | Arbitrary systems, pl.n.: Systems about which nothing general can be said, save "nothing general can be said."
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#3725 |  | Arithmetic: An obscure art no longer practiced in the world's developed countries.
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#3726 |  | Armadillo: To provide weapons to a Spanish pickle.
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#3727 |  | Armor's Axiom: Virtue is the failure to achieve vice.
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