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#3928Dinner suggestion #302 (Hacker's De-lite):
1 tin imported Brisling sardines in tomato sauce
1 pouch Chocolate Malt Carnation Instant Breakfast
1 carton milk
#3929diplomacy, n:
Lying in state.
#3930Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics:
(1) Get elected.
(2) Get re-elected.
(3) Don't get mad, get even.
-- Sen. Everett Dirksen
#3931disbar, n:
As distinguished from some other bar.
#3932Distinctive, adj.:
A different color or shape than our competitors.
#3933Distress, n.:
A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
#3934divorce, n:
A change of wife.
#3935Documentation:
Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English
speaking persons.
#3936double-blind experiment, n:
An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is
fooling both the subject and the lab assistant. Often accompanied
by a strong belief in the tooth fairy.
#3937Dow's Law:
In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level,
the greater the confusion.
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