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#3798broad-mindedness, n:
The result of flattening high-mindedness out.
#3799Brogan's Constant:
People tend to congregate in the back of the church and the
front of the bus.
#3800brokee, n:
Someone who buys stocks on the advice of a broker.
#3801Brontosaurus Principle:
Organizations can grow faster than their brains can manage them
in relation to their environment and to their own physiology: when
this occurs, they are an endangered species.
-- Thomas K. Connellan
#3802Brook's Law:
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
#3803Brooke's Law:
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool
discovers something which either abolishes the system or
expands it beyond recognition.
#3804Bubble Memory, n.:
A derogatory term, usually referring to a person's intelligence.
See also "vacuum tube".
#3805Bucy's Law:
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
#3806Bug, n.:
An aspect of a computer program which exists because the
programmer was thinking about Jumbo Jacks or stock options when s/he
wrote the program.

Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
-- Ray Simard
#3807bug, n:
A son of a glitch.
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