|#2786||Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurence of the|
- H. L. Mencken
|#2787||And do you not think that each of you women is an Eve? The judgement of God|
upon your sex endures today; and with it invariably endures your position of
criminal at the bar of justice.
- Tertullian, second-century Christian writer, misogynist
|#2788||I judge a religion as being good or bad based on whether its adherents|
become better people as a result of practicing it.
- Joe Mullally, computer salesman
|#2789||Imitation is the sincerest form of plagarism.|
|#2790||"Unibus timeout fatal trap program lost sorry"|
- An error message printed by DEC's RSTS operating system for the PDP-11
|#2791||How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?|
One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored
|#2792||How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb?|
Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.
|#2793||How long does it take a DEC field service engineer to change a lightbulb?|
It depends on how many bad ones he brought with him.
|#2794||It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God.|
It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
- Thomas Jefferson
|#2795||I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish Church, by the Roman|
Church, by the Greek Church, by the Turkish Church, by the Protestant Church,
nor by any Church that I know of. My own mind is my own Church.
- Thomas Paine
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