|  | 
| #3586 |  | "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.  Therefore all progress depends on
 the unreasonable man."
 -- George Bernard Shaw
 
 | 
|  | 
| #3587 |  | "We want to create puppets that pull their own strings." -- Ann Marion
 
 "Would this make them Marionettes?"
 -- Jeff Daiell
 
 | 
|  | 
| #3588 |  | On the subject of C program indentation: "In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented
 six feet downward and covered with dirt."
 -- Blair P. Houghton
 
 | 
|  | 
| #3589 |  | There was, it appeared, a mysterious rite of initiation through which, in one way or another, almost every member of the team passed.  The term that
 the old hands used for this rite -- West invented the term, not the practice --
 was `signing up.'  By signing up for the project you agreed to do whatever
 was necessary for success.  You agreed to forsake, if necessary, family,
 hobbies, and friends -- if you had any of these left (and you might not, if
 you had signed up too many times before).
 -- Tracy Kidder, _The Soul of a New Machine_
 
 | 
|  | 
| #3590 |  | "By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry."
 -- a Larson cartoon
 
 | 
|  | 
| #3591 |  | "But don't you see, the color of wine in a crystal glass can be spiritual. The look in a face, the music of a violin.  A Paris theater can be infused
 with the spiritual for all its solidity."
 -- Lestat, _The Vampire Lestat_, Anne Rice
 
 | 
|  | 
| #3592 |  | "Love your country but never trust its government." -- from a hand-painted road sign in central Pennsylvania
 
 | 
|  | 
| #3593 |  | I bought the latest computer; it came fully loaded.
 It was guaranteed for 90 days,
 but in 30 was outmoded!
 - The Wall Street Journal passed along by Big Red Computer's SCARLETT
 
 | 
|  | 
| #3594 |  | To update Voltaire, "I may kill all msgs from you, but I'll fight for your right to post it, and I'll let it reside on my disks".
 -- Doug Thompson (doug@isishq.FIDONET.ORG)
 
 | 
|  | 
| #3595 |  | "Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained."
 -- The Tao of Programming
 
 | 
|  | 
|  | 
|   ...            ...   |