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| #3526 |  | How many Zen Buddhist does it take to change a light bulb? 
 Two.  One to change it and one not to change it.
 
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| #3527 |  | "I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God." -- Sean Doran the Younger
 
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| #3528 |  | "If I do not want others to quote me, I do not speak." -- Phil Wayne
 
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| #3529 |  | "my terminal is a lethal teaspoon." -- Patricia O Tuama
 
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| #3530 |  | "I am ... a woman ... and ... technically a parasitic uterine growth" -- Sean Doran the Younger [allegedly]
 
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| #3531 |  | "Is it just me, or does anyone else read `bible humpers' every time someone writes `bible thumpers?'
 -- Joel M. Snyder, jms@mis.arizona.edu
 
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| #3532 |  | "Money is the root of all money." -- the moving finger
 
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| #3533 |  | "...Greg Nowak:  `Another flame from greg' - need I say more?" -- Jonathan D. Trudel, trudel@caip.rutgers.edu
 
 "No.  You need to say less."
 -- Richard Sexton, richard@gryphon.COM
 
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| #3534 |  | "And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic.  Just because there are a few hunderd other people sharing your lunacy with you
 does not make you any saner.  Doomed, eh?"
 -- Oleg Kiselev,oleg@CS.UCLA.EDU
 
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| #3535 |  | "Obedience.  A religion of slaves.  A religion of intellectual death.  I like it.  Don't ask questions, don't think, obey the Word of the Lord -- as it
 has been conveniently brought to you by a man in a Rolls with a heavy Rolex
 on his wrist.  I like that job!  Where can I sign up?"
 -- Oleg Kiselev,oleg@CS.UCLA.EDU
 
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